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nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via lolsofunny)

vomdesgarcons:

my friend sent me this the other day and im still laughing

Birds are dumbshits

(via pizza)

hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…

  1. Let’s stab someone
  2. slicey slicey and toasty toasty
  3. Let’s have a baby light saber duell
  4. Let’s fuck a the light saber

(Source: picapixels, via physics-and-fiction)

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

(via pizza)

c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via pizza)

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via pizza)

straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

(Source: thefrogman, via pizza)